You try living without it

The internet has been down all day. How did we ever live without it?
Mom called the folks at Clear, a 100 minutes later she was connected to a operator. Some dude hanging out in India.


Try this .. no?  How about that?.. No? Take your computer into the bathroom and flush 3 times.... anything?

Mom handed me the phone when the guy started saying words like ethernet cable and router.  I hung up on him when he tried to get me to change all the settings on the computer.. after he asked me to log onto speednet.com...   "Hey guy, I cant sign on to the Internet! wtf???"

Then after a quick call to the Clear store, (where they don't deal with technical troubles,) they informed us that they were having problems from L.A. to Vegas.. Perhaps someone should have told those helpful folks in New Delhi.


Now we are back online, June doesn't need to place paper ads anymore.


Won't Dad get mad?